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A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
He runs away, finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but, instead, finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl up on the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you and let him do what he wants. This guy could be dangerous, if he gets angry, he might kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
The wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too...."
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