What will Santa do if he gets the following error message?
FILE NOT FOUND!
In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.
A student askes to his teacher : Sir, can you punish me for something i haven't done?
The teacher responds : No, I can't. But what haven't you done?
The student answers : I haven't done my homework....