1. Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides of the law. The law-breaker, however, will suddenly turn over a new leaf before the end, bash up the villain (who is the *real* bad guy), and be pardoned for all his sins before the last-scene family reunion. (This is possible only if he has a heroine - see rule 2 below).

There was a good old barber in Hyderabad. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:

Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy..

Both were traveling to US.
Telugu Guy : "Hello, May I know ur name please?"

If the number of heroes is not equal to the number of heroines, the excess heroes/heroines will a) die
b) join the Red Cross and take off to Switzerland before the end of the movie.
If there are 2 heroes in a movie, they will fight each other savagely for at least 5 minutes (10 if they are brothers).

1. Chemical formula:
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!