Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy..

Both were traveling to US.
Telugu Guy : "Hello, May I know ur name please?"

Here are a few things that could happen:

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Interviewer: "Is studying computer science the best way to prepare to be a programmer?"

If the number of heroes is not equal to the number of heroines, the excess heroes/heroines will a) die
b) join the Red Cross and take off to Switzerland before the end of the movie.
If there are 2 heroes in a movie, they will fight each other savagely for at least 5 minutes (10 if they are brothers).

1. Chemical formula:
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!