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Costello calls to buy a computer from Abbott PDF Print E-mail
Abbott: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

Costello: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

Abbott: Mac?
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Computer dependency PDF Print E-mail
This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers…

Are you male or female?
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Bill Gates - Heaven or Hell? PDF Print E-mail
Bill Gates died in a car accident.  He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by Saint Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call.  I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell.  After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows.  I'm going to do something I've never done before.  In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
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Bank Account PDF Print E-mail
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."
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Why Beer Should Be Allowed At Work PDF Print E-mail

While most companies refrain from allowing consumption of alcohol on the premises, there are some good arguments for changing that policy.
 
The Men's Guide to What Women Really Mean By... PDF Print E-mail

At long last... The Men's Guide to what a woman really means when she says something. Pay close attention (there WILL be a quiz later).

You want
= You want

We need
= I want
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What Men Really Mean PDF Print E-mail
"I'm going fishing."
Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
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The Personality Test PDF Print E-mail

A psychology student is helping his professor conduct a personality test. The room is set up with various props in order to move through the assessment quickly. The first person to enter the room starts the test.

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