1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.


2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.


3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.


4. It is important that these three women never meet.

• HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.


• RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
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A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. However, the custody of their child posed a problem.

• ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,but you can always see right through them.


• COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. And it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
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What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22):

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
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1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office


2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit


3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends lots of time on phone
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• The bandage was wound around the wound.


• The farm was used to produce produce.


• The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
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